Two Guys

Two guys. First guy says Islam is the dominant religion among people who inhabit the Middle-Eastern portion of the planet Earth. Second guy says show me some numbers. First guy says numbers! are you crazy? Second guy says no, my name is John and I need to see some numbers. First guy says it’s common knowledge. Second guys says I’m supposed to believe you? I don’t like your hairdo or the colour of your skin. Show me some numbers. First guy says I don’t have any numbers, just abstract knowledge — a good memory is totally awesome for remembering things — but not symbolic representations. Second guy says where did this knowledge originate? First guy says from the television. Second guy says on a reality show? First guy says yeah, the news. Second guy says I don’t trust tv. First guys says it’s just common sense. Second guy says I don’t know what that is. First guy says what do you know? Second guy says I know I want to nail your wife. You can watch.