Archive for August, 2009

Having produced a cut-off drinking straw from the pocket of his crisp blue shirt, Billy Mays smiles broadly at me through that insanely well-groomed beard, his pearly whites lending an otherworldly glow to the confines of the storage closet, throwing the mops, buckets and various cleaning products into a dignified relief normally reserved for furniture […]

“I would like to share this with the people in Montreal that are not going to have a team anymore, but my heart and my ring is with them too.” — Pedro Martinez, upon winning the World Series with the Boston Red Sox, 2004. I do not follow Major League Baseball. If you were to […]