Archive for November, 2009

My Buddy Chad


When my purely fictional editor came to me with the chance to conduct a fake interview with Chad Kroeger — Nickelback frontman,┬ánoted pants-around-your-feet enthusiast and unapologetic photo-op horn-thrower – I jumped at it like a chicken on a dough dish. It was all set. We were to meet at a location within two square kilometers […]

1. A herd of stray dogs are brought in off the street and force-fed a diet of Appetite For Destruction album art chased with cans of Budweiser, Big Macs and several bags of sequins. 2. The animals are funneled like pigs to the slaughter into a room the size of a small warehouse whose floor […]