Italics Always Swing To The Right

02Apr08

Most people seem to draw inspiration from their surroundings, from the world, from their friends and acquaintances, but not I. I receive stimuli, but they hardly qualify as inspiration. In fact, going online and reading boneheaded drivel (which has become unavoidable these days on the so-called ‘net’) tends to put me in a bleak mood. […]

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Your Baby Isn’t Smart

14May07

Sorry. I hate to be the one to break the news, but at least I’m being considerate; I could have entitled this lump “Your Baby Is An Imbecile,” but that shit ain’t cool. You see, I don’t want to come off as a jerk. But I’m an observational sort and the simple fact of the […]

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